Sage Sarah: Spring Break

Hey There! What is up my dudes? You can’t respond, seeing as this isn’t a video call. Let’s just move on. Guess what. Spring break is upon us! Well, “spring” break for all of us here in good old Wisconsin considering it’s still kinda cold and snowy. Oh well, we’re not those southern people who freak out when the temperature drops lower than 70 degrees. We’re out here trudging through slop in shorts and tank tops like madmen. Explains a lot…


1. Relax

I will start this off by saying this isn’t explicitly advice, more like tips or suggestions on how to use your spring break to the fullest. This first one is simple. Chill the heck out. It’s a break, so take a break. If any teachers question why you didn’t do anything, just use the Friends quote. WE WERE ON A BREAK!


2. Work Ahead...I mean..If you want

Am I saying you have to work ahead? No, I’m not your parent, thank goodness. Do what you want, but guess what working ahead saves you time after the break. Holidays are coming up people! Working more now means working less later. It’s simple math, probably, I’m not the greatest at math. Oh well!

3. Go Outside

That’s right friends! There’s a world that exists that’s not in your room. I’m just kidding, I’m sure you’re aware. If not, well I’m sorry you had to find out from me. Y'all, go get some fresh air. All the homework fumes are getting to your head, you can look at something other than your computer screen, there is hope! Even if it’s just standing in the yard for a minute, your body will thank you.


4. Try Something New

Gasp! I’ve become an inspirational guru! Nah, I’m just trying to get in that spring mood with the good vibes or whatever. Try something new, I don’t care what it is. Just do it! Draw, paint, sports, books, unlike what the people of the past who believed the world just dropped off at a cliff, we know the world is endless. I’m not saying to go see if it really is endless, that would be silly, please don’t. Maybe just go around the block or something.


Anyway, this has been a thing. I suppose I’m done now. Hopefully, this gave you a few ideas or maybe you’re still going to just spend all break passed out in bed. In that case, I approve of that plan. However, as this is a school run paper I should probably say to do something productive. Definitely don’t sleep all break, wink, wink...